Dack Hawksforth

Childhood
Dack Hawksforth was born on December 2, 1962 to two very successful dentists. He attended a normal Minnesota elementary school, where he found a hobby in bullying people by punching them in the head. His parents pressured him to do well in school so he studied for 1 hour and 30 minutes each night, and 15 minutes a day on the weekend. He spent a great deal of his time assaulting the neighbor kids, and continued this lifestyle until he started high school, where he was sent to a private school right outside of the city. There he met a woman named Saba Linda, who was an extremely hardcore feminazi to the point of literal insanity.

High School
Because Saba Linda was such an obnoxious asshole, Dack attempted to seduce her into shutting the fuck up. Saba fell for it and the two were together throughout high school, and when they turned 18 and graduated, and two years later they had a son named Jerald Hawksforth. He got a part time job as a bouncer to pay for his living expenses after his parents kicked him out, and he entered college at age 20 to study plumbing. He continued to live as a plumber, getting married to Saba at age 24 despite still hating her, but he still did have love for his son, until he turned 30.

Wisconsin
On December 16, 1994, Saba left Dack and Jerald as part of a feminist protest against fathers leaving mothers and children behind. Now that Dack could, he moved from Michigan to Wisconsin, and had a huge party with his friends, where he did a huge pile of drugs, especially acid. In his hallucinations, Jerald looked exactly like Saba, and that image was burned into Dack's head. From that point forward, he absolutely despised Jerald. He refused to talk to Jerald throughout his childhood, only once speaking to him when he was on a different drug he was told was acid, telling him not to pursue any career in Wisconsin. He kicked Jerald out of the house at 18, and continued his life of plumbing during the day and doing acid at night.