Michael Malloy

Origins
Michael Malloy was born in Ireland from Ardon and a human woman. During the Irish Potato Famine he moved to New York, where he proceeded to become a legendary alcoholic.

Great Depression
During the Great Depression in New York, Michael continued his habits, living in a local bar. Since nobody had any money, his friends took out a life insurance policy on him and attempted to kill him to make money.

The Attempts
His friends first attempted to repeatedly poison his drink, which he drank effortlessly with no ill symptoms. They tried more and more poison, and giving him poisoned food. When that didn't work, they started putting broken glass and shards of metal in his food, which he enjoyed eating. When all the poison in the neighborhood had been expended on Michael, his friends hired a taxi to run him over, but that attempt was also unsuccessful, and Michael left unscathed. After many more attempted poisonings and run overs, they hired several thugs to beat him with clubs, then pulled his unconscious form into a hotel and put a pipe in his mouth so he would be inhaling carbon monoxide. They assumed he was dead, but this fucker just doesn't die. He tracked down the ones who had tried to kill him, and fought them to the death, killing them with his bare hands and surviving despite being stabbed several times with knives and bashed in the head with shovels.

World War 2
Michael Malloy fought against Japan in WW2. Not much is known about his rank or where he was, but it is known he ended up in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki while the bombs were being dropped, but was still unable to die.

War against Ireland
Tig tried to convince Michael to fight against Drumnp in the war, but Michael claimed he was loyal to the US now. Tig then failed to have him assassinated.

Moon Wars
During the Moon Wars Drumnp gets Michael Malloy to invade Ten Beards vault, as anyone else would die in there. Michael agrees, but finds a portal within and disappears through without completing his task. He has not been seen since, but he is alive.