William McKinley

Origins
William McKinley was born on a balcony overlooking the Nile River in Ohio, but fell into the river as soon as he popped out because his mother was distracted by their Mexican "Worker" (Slave). He survived by picking a carnation from the side of the river, which gave him incredible luck, allowing him to easily escape and survive. Using the amazing luck from this Red Carnation, he was picked up by the Roman Mafia to be made into the next president. Throughout all of this time, he kept an extreme hatred of Mexicans for making him lose his parents. In accordance with the Roman Mafia, he decided to become president to fight Spain, as they were the source of all Mexicans. He won the presidency on a platform that the Spanish War would bring economic prosperity back to the country after the drop in the price of gold.

Presidency
William McKinley declared total war on Spain the night he was announced president, and went to Spain to fight. He was a very successful soldier, as the luck granted from his Red Carnation caused his enemies guns to constantly jam, and for his own to have very lucky shots. He was able to take over many Spanish territories before Spain surrendered, agreeing to cut all ties with Mexico. During a celebration party, a hitman came looking for his wife, and to protect her, McKinley gave her the carnation. The hitman ended up killing himself accidentally, but without his carnation all of McKinley's bad luck caught up to him, and his body imploded instantly on the spot, killing him only 2 months before the election.