James Monroe

Origins
James Monroe was literally the poorest man in history. Both his parents died when he was 6 months old, and inherited a debt of $1,000,000,000,000. Whenever he got any money or any item, it was immediately seized to pay into the debt. He had no possessions and only survived off of a rare lung condition that allowed him to breathe in mineral gases and water vapor to feed himself. He eventually decided to run for president to attempt to make some money, running independently. Not having any clothes or platform, the only thing the citizens could judge him on was his physical appearance. And he had a MASSIVE cock. Needless to say he won.

Presidency
Over his presidency, little happened in America, so his duties were fairly lax. However, over his 8 years, he secretly embezzled $70,000,000,000,000 in funds from the US government.

Post Presidency
After his presidency, James Monroe was by far the richest man on the planet, but this was largely undiscovered until he spent $4,000,000 on creating the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota. This triggered an investigation, but during the investigation, James Monroe was able to flee on a ship and travel to Antarctica, where he went into hiding for hundreds of years.

Moon Wars
During the Moon Wars, Drumnp needed more funds, so he traveled to Antarctica to track down James Monroe to ask for his help in exchange for a record wipe and a chance to use his Ball of Twine in combat. James agreed, and using the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota as a weapon to fight alongside Drumnp's army for much of the Moon Wars. When Dark Shota Trump appeared, James Monroe was the first to engage him, buying time for Drumnp to arrive. However, he lost the fight, and was crippled and put in hospital on an extended stay.