John Adams

"That man, my friend, my brother. He befriended himself to this? To YOU? Go ahead, stab me! I'll rise above you you son of a bitch... AH SHIT THAT FUCKING HURT"

Origins
John Adams joined George Washington's toothpick gang at age 10. He quickly rose to the rank of second in command. He came with George Washington to the meeting of the twelve colonies, where he met Thomas Jefferson, where the two became bitter enemies. During their meeting, Jefferson stabbed him with a rattlesnake tooth, causing his face to permanently swell. John Adams did not play a large part in the War of Independence.

Vice Presidency
John Adams was appointed vice president by George Washington when he became president. From this position, he worked behind the scenes to keep George Washington in power and to eliminate potential future rivals. However, he was unable to get rid of Thomas Jefferson, his main rival.

Presidency
At the end of George Washington's term, he knew he would have trouble enforcing his policies, so he stepped down to allow John Adams to run for president. After winning the election against Thomas Jefferson, he used his new position to begin eliminating even more of his rivals. Over his 4 year term, he personally murdered over 160 members of opposing parties and ideologies, and easily instated any policy he desired. However, in 1801 he was discovered for his acts and arrested. He was later stabbed to death in his prison cell by Thomas Jefferson.