Andrew Jackson

Okay, here we go kiddos, this is gonna be a long one.

We don't even need a timeline, here's just all the shit he did:

-Adopted Indians, even though the US is nowhere near India

-Taught himself how to be a lawyer and soldier

-Ate over 1400 lbs of cheese per day

-Killed over 16,000 assassins

-First President to ride a train

-Broke guns with his cane

-Was medically labelled immortal by a commitee of doctors

-Came from Wacksaw, which is a pretty cool name.

-Planted a lot of stuff, especially cotton

-Went to war with India and killed a bunch of Indians

-Gave all the future presidents supernatural abilities

-While he became president at 61, he worked in government since 1776 when he was 9 years old.

Moon War Involvement
He returned in the Moon Wars to block a chinese horde from destroying North Vietnam, and continued to fight alongside Drumnp.