Bracob Binton

Summary
Bracob Binton was born into a family of extremely successful elephant traders. From birth, he was arranged to marry the daughter of another elephant trader, Bracy Binton. The two had two kids at age 22, but then quickly realized how annoying it was to care for kids. To deal with this, the two refused to brush their teeth and got gingivitis and died to opt out of caring for their children, but left them a large fortune.