Benjamin Harrison

Origins
Benjamin Harrison was born half Albino and half Reverse Albino, meaning he was split in two sides. That kinda became his gimmick. He won by running as the leader of both political parties.

Presidency
As president, he was torn between two issues and never go jack shit done. There! Finally! It's fucking written! I had no fucking clue how to write between Grover Cleveland! It's finally fucking done! I can go to a normal running president again!